Disco NT
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This is dedicated to a section of the community that we can both admire and hate at the same time - The Advertising Executive. These "people" have the creative ability to produce non-history of a positively Orwellian scale.Hovis (Real Bread?) Remember the days of cobbled streets and the
little lad on his bike looking forward to "real bread" and real
butter? Remember the bakers that would not lower their standards by making that
white Wilf? That was our dear street credible
Hovis. Now they make the white stuff 'cos they are so good at baking brown (no
that's not a euphemism) that they must bake the best white. Kenco Coffee (Real Coffee?) Similar story here. Remember the coffee maker
that would not touch that nasty chemical instant coffee? That was a quaity aware
coffee cracking pals at Kenco. They only every made "real coffee" but
now that make instant 'cos they are so good at making the real coffee, just
think how good they are at making instant. Cold Seal Windows (Real Discounts?) And here we go again. There was a company
that never had sales because the had "real discounts" built into their
prices. Those nasty other glazing companies just used to con us all by having
fake sales to make you think that had dropped the price just for you! Guess
who's had a sale now? Werthers Originals (Real Words?) How can you have a new type or Werthers "Originals"? Get the picture? Please let me know of any other offenders at nonhistory@disco-no.co.uk. |
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